There has been a bunch of coverage about "carbon offsets" - programs through which elite liberals can buy their way out of saving energy while retaining the right to pontificate to the rest of us slobs. See Al Gore’s Outsourcing Solution - New York Times
Today I am formally announcing my own contribution to making the world a more livable place:
Dick's Dorito Offset Program.
I want to lose 5 or so pounds. Instead of dieting, I will continue to eat half a bag of Doritos each day but I will also pay a poor child not to eat half a bag of Doritos. I won't get thin and he won't get fed, but I can lord it over all of you and feel better about myself.
Subscribe to this blog for details on future offset programs such as:
- Dick's Jim Beam Offset Program
- Dick's Adultery Offset Program
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